Rock of Love Bus with Bret Michaels is set to premiere in early 2009. I’m not gonna lie and say I didn’t rush to my local music store for my copy of Poison’s “Look What the Cat Dragged In” cassette tape circa 1986. I won’t say that I didn’t play it over and over again via my Kraco AM/FM/Cassette stereo. Play, eject, flip, fast forward, play, repeat. What I will say; is that although I cling fondly to the memories of the 80’s, it really is time to move forward.
I love you Bret Michaels, but it’s time to let go…of many things really. Bandanas, skanky women, crusty stripper poles in your basement, eye liner and hair extensions attached to your bandana. Life his been kinder to you than it should have given your questionable morality during the 80’s and 90’s, so you really should just go out on a high note.aYou, Tommy Lee and Sebastian Bach will always have my heart, so try to make me proud this season.aDon’t make me wish I were watching a 6-hour marathon ofa Behind the Music: Milli Vanelli – this is all I ask.
~j
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I sooo agree! Give it up Brett! Stop bursting my teenage-minded bubble that wanted to think you really were a good guy, just hadn't found "the one" (and when I was 17, that was because he hadn't met ME yet...LOL) It's obvious now that you will never grow out of your groupie-skank phase. Whatever...Bobby Dall was always my favorite anyway.
Side note: on the new season, look for a girl named Farrah. She sat next to my bff on a plane last month. She's on myspace as "pornstar barbie" - shocker!
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