First of all, let me just say that I'm all about somebody getting a shot at fame and fortune. For example, I love to bring down the house with Gloria Gaynor's "I Will Survive", or Tracy Chapman's "Fast Cars" at my local smoke-filled karaoke hole in front of an audience that looks only slightly better than the lobby at the DMV. After 5 or 13 Bud Lights, Whitney Houston doesn't have shit on me.
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Ryan missed a great opportunity to be a homosexual and I'm hoping that Ellen will eventually have him on her show and call him into the light. Randy is tolerable, but please - the Journey gig ended in the 80's. We know you played bass for Journey. We know that you think Steve Perry has the best voice of any singer, ever. Enough already. Simon is cool enough in my book, but I tend to get a tad offended that his nipples are always erect and showing through his size XS tees. Paula. Ironically, I too have "chronic pain" from all my years of "dancing" that is undiagnosable, yet instead of becoming hooked on Vicadin and Oxycotin, I went the more simple route of grocery isle booze. Cheaper and more easily accessible. Same outcome. This Kara girl, is just another crazy bitch thrown in the mix. All of the contestants have their own sad, pathetic stories of job loss, spousal abuse or having to live in a van. I'm like one pink slip away from 2 out of 3 of these scenarios, so don't look to me for a shoulder on which to cry.
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I have boycotted this show since the "incident" and my restraining order against Chris Daughtry. I have no intentions of turning back now.
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Rock on, bitches.
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~j
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I can proudly say I only devoted my attention to season one. and that was bad enough...
but I will always <3 Kelly C. That biotch got me thru some hard times. FOR REAL.
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