In other news I went to yoga last night. Just to give any guys out there who read our blog a heads up...In case the Yogi instructs you to do this pose...
make sure you are prepared in the case it makes you have to let a big fart out in front of a class full of women.
It's ok, we understand, but it still doesn't mean I'm not going to blog about it. Skanks old dude for coming to yoga, skanks for nothing for the fart.
Lastly, I may be drinking heavily tonight due to the fact that our office floor is getting painted and EVERY SINGLE PERSON in my office has an opinion about the color, the way they are prepping the walls, the way they are using the paintbrush, etc etc etc. You would seriously think that they all minored in carpentry after their MEDICAL residencies. If it wasn't Friday & going to be 58 degrees I might have to stick a paintbrush up some one's ass.
Happy Friday!
~a
2 comments:
I'm totally with you on all the above. sidenote: I am currently obtaining a medical degree online through Kaplan University and I still have much more common sense than these cheesemunches. Just kidding about the online medical degree, of course. How about who gives a rat's ass what color the walls are? Go get your free shitty breakroom coffee and get back in your office and cure some diseases already. Someone shoot me...but not before I partake of my jager shots at your desk. On my way...
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