In continuing my noteworthy drinking and partying binge of December 2008, I attended yet another party on Saturday night. A very diverse crowd none the less, and quite a festive* gathering I must say. KK, Angie and I were on our very best behavior and introduced ourselves to those who seemed approachable or were dancing underneath the bubble machine. Around beer 4, we had special guest appearances by Tara Reid and Paris Hilton. In through the black lights they rolled. Complete with hooker boots, leggings, hair extensions from Sally's Beauty Supply and the potential for nipple slippage due to a size deficit shirt malfunction. These chicks were in rare form toting around bottles of liquor and wine bigger than their heads. Boone's Farm never looked so sophisticated...
Skanks for coming out girls!
~j
*festive: my new code word for doesn't suck as bad as it could, but could certainly be better
1 comment:
Ha Ha ha!! That picture is a PERFECT representation of the "guests" Saturday night! Thank you baby Jesus for giving me and my friends CLASS ;)
oxoxoxo
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