Thursday, December 11, 2008

Nice Tie.

So this pic makes me angry for the following reasons:

1. She is the same age as me and I would love to believe this is Photoshopped like hell, but I'm sure she wakes up everyday looking this dreamy. What a total bitch.

2. She is giving it up to John Mayer. I have seen more 'sponge-worthy' guys on the Geek Squad at Best Buy. We can only hope his anatomy closely mimics that of Tommy Lee...

3. Although looking at this makes me want to go run 12 miles after work, I will find a way to suppress that urge through Cheetos and Bud Light while watching TMZ.

~j

1 comment:

~a of SkanksForNothing said...

i'm completely feeling you on this...i am speechless. i mean by all means if you got it flaunt it, buuuuutttt i really don't want to look at it.
i'm kinda thinking she might be having a britney moment.