Thursday, July 10, 2008

OMG! Am I wrong...


or do I detect "cottage cheese" on the arm of Jessica S? Are you kidding me? Forgive me if I sound cynical, it's just that the late 30something SFN believes that one should EARN their arm cellulite as I have in the following ways: child-bearing, divorce, infinite trips to the local mexican eatery and more excuses NOT to workout or run than the number of fraudulent warrants served on the Duke Lacrosse Team. For someone who has lots of money for marrying a used-to-be hottie from the now defunct 98degrees band (circa 1997), "acting" as a bootie shorts redneck in the Dukes of Hazzard movie and sells shoes that compete with the Nascar brand at your local Belk Department Store, I must say I am filled with dismay...

~Jackie

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