I've been around some, and I have discovered...

a

Meet Stacey, The Cougar. A 40-year old Mom of four, who thinks a reality show on TVLand is the most effective way to find a hot, young, well-endowed (I added that part on my own), single man under 30. Party on.

a

This basically means two things to me:

a

1. At almost 40, I too, could potentially be a cougar. This shit is not funny.

a

2. Stacey, who's full-time job is a realtor, is also feeling the effects of a floundering economy.

a

I've got a few single friends who have no kids, are very attractive and most definitely marketable. I would not; however, use this venue as an outlet to pimp out my girls. I hope this show will capture the reality that is 'being single' as a woman approaching 40.

a

The rules of this game are slightly different than Rock of Love or The Bachelor...as in, we aren't stupid and gullible enough to think that what men say is the truth. We understand the concept of a "booty call". We want you to be scarce by the time the ink stamps on our hands after a night of bar hopping have faded. We won't pick up any clothing items off of the floor that have touched your skin without a buffer garment; this includes but is not limited too: socks, underwear, toupees, and prosthetic limbs.

a

Good luck with all that...

a

~j