Rock 'n' Roll Ain't Noise Pollution

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Things I ♥ about this day:

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1. That I park in the patient/employee parking deck (for which I pay $40 a month...don't get me started). I rolled in at 28mph with AC/DC Rock 'n' Roll Train blaring loud enough to scare the parking attendant into ducking behind the window for fear of a nuclear terrorist.

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2. That my friend started an edgy, cool political blog (even if he is a Hokie fan). This country has far too many people that are scared to say how they feel. Unfortunately, I'm not one of them.

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3. That ~a got big time kudos for a job well-done yesterday for a very important meeting and received some kick ass verbal tipage. Does Harris-Teeter accept verbal tipage as a form of payment?

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4. That I have a meeting this morning with my manager who just got one of her implants repaired and now her boobs are lopsided. I'm not sure why this is awesome except for the fact that I am a total bitch.

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5. That I am only here in body and no one has caught on to this yet; although it's still early.

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Happy Friday from the Dash!

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~j