Tuesday, March 24, 2009

The Real Orange County...



Taken from The Orange County Register: (thanks to Beth J. for the heads up on this story)

A caller reported that a woman giving her dog an enema near the water fountain in Aliso Town Center, threw feces from a dog at the caller's wife and one-year-old child, and then fled to another area of the mall, according to the Aliso Viejo Sheriff's Blotter.

The caller described the suspect as a white female around 45 years old, 5'10" 120 lbs. with red/brown hair and a lime green shirt with blue jeans.

“(The owner) said she walked down to the fountain with her rescue dog, and it was dirty and needed to be washed,” he said. “She decided to use the water from the fountain.

“(One witness) said she saw the suspect washing the dog, and told the deputy she was concerned because children usually play with the water,” he added. “Basically they argued, and that was that.”

It was then that the woman splashed the allegedly contaminated water “approximately 5 to 10 times”, Amormino said.

Really?? REALLY?!?! I hate to tell her, but this shit would not fly in North Carolina. Literally. You start throwing dog crap at people and their kids, you best have your affairs in order and be willing to die by a gunshot wound to the chest. The authorities won't need to be involved until identifying the bodies.

What in the hell is WRONG. WITH. PEOPLE.??? If this crack-smoking bitch wants to go 'mano a mano' with me in a dog poop throwing contest, bring it. I've got Armageddon in my backyard, you lunatic. Wear your hazmat suit and pack a lunch. It's on.

~j

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